My Donkeys Dick runs better than your Postal Service.

So someone now claims their ass, is better than the CEO's donkey's dick, of a postal service.

"As for delivering satisfaction, 

I can beat the CEO any day"

http://www.productreview.com.au/p/australia-post.html

Annoyed:

Possibly the worst postal service on Earth!

1 out of 5, reviewed on Nov 08, 2016

I am an eBay seller, so I have extensive, first hand experience dealing with the incompetence and stupidity of Australia Post's disastrous service.

I have lived and worked in 3 different countries (2 as an eBay seller) and can make direct comparisons between the disgusting service provided by Australia Post and other, clearly more advanced, postal services.

For instance, if you were in Rio Gallegos in the South of Argentina and put a letter in a saddle bag, strap it to a Donkey and send it on it's way by foot, there is every chance in the world that it would reach Santa Catalina in the North of Argentina (nearly 4000km away) before Australia Post would get a letter from the Gold Coast to Brisbane (80km) - I'm not even joking.

The disgraceful, snail mail service provided by Australia Post really has to be experienced to be believed.

Australia Post = COMPLETE JOKE!