True as my wretched scab of a blog hangs tenaciously on the arsehole of Afailure Post - lamenting regret onto all those who cross my path with their crap....
After about 6 or 7 miserable years of grinding away on this issue, an interesting thing came up...
When my blog was clocking over 300,000 hits "you shit me" - this blog, was the number one "you shit me" site in the world.....
And now as we are crawling up to almost 350,000 hits, it's now getting buried in the back ground at Number 22, but the interesting thing is that why would an almost exclusive search for a song, "You Shit Me" (to tears), released by a band called "The Tenants" in 1999, all of a sudden be an utter fucking rage in the rock music scene? I mean it had a certain novelty at the time, but it's never had much of a revival since, you know.....
About 466,000,000 results (0.60 seconds)
Urban Dictionary: you shit me
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=you%20shit%20me
Jun 24, 2005 - What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response.
The Tenants - You Shit Me To Tears (1999) - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjNKbOFPnOc
Blah, blah, blah, blah.....
12. Limp Bizkit - Nookie 13. Regurgitator - Happiness 14. Jamiroquai – Canned Heat 15. The Whitlams - Thank You 16. The Tenants - You Shit Me To Tears 17.
THE TENANTS - YOU SHIT ME TO TEARS UKULELE CHORDS
https://chords-and-tabs.net/song/name/the-tenants-you-shit-me-to-tears-2
And at No. 22 - my blog.
You shit me.
you-shit-me.blogspot.com/
Sigh! I just guess I will have to settle for my blog being at approximately 465,999,988 in the almost top search result then won't I.
Sigh.
I have already busted Australia Post's Team Retard for posting FAKE reviews for themselves on Product Review etc.
That go something like this.
Wet Stamp Customer says,
"OH Australia Post is Awesome - I love it when the entire Australia Post Social Media Customer Care Team all come around to deliver my parcel every Friday night with drinks like cheap wine, and cocaine, and we stick our tongues up each others arses.."
Malice Officially Officious Afailure Post lying arsehole says,
"Oh thank you for such a glowing review, it's so nice to get nice feedback from nice people. Your so awesomely nice, with your niceness. Very nice of you. Yeahhh. Kissy Kissy Lick Lick - I love the taste of your arsehole, and of your shit."
And they do it for 3 or 4 almost identical reviews in a row.... Duh!
But what concerns me, is how would such a ho hum OLD song suddenly be a thing of great interest to the internet, e.g. ""You Shit Me" the tenants" - why would people be searching like all mad, for a song - I mean it's not exactly "Alvin and the Chipmonks christmas carols.", but I can't imagine the internet getting overly excited about this song in particular either.
ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS CHRISTMAS SONG
https://youtu.be/CCQ2LPRoY78
Me thinks that the retards from the head office, do read my blog, and then try to bury the bad news, instead of admitting they are lying cunts, knocking off all the bullshit, and cleaning up their own act.
That being said, and why do the competition to Australia Post get such blindingly BAD reviews...
I spruik the likes of TNT and TOLL freight through out this blog, because they are easy to spell, fast and I honestly have never had a problem with them.
And reviews overall, fall into the category of almost wholly true, partly true or mostly untrue.
But given that Australia Post employees do lie, steal, cheat, bullshit, cover up, not investigate complaints, delete complaints, fake their own 5 star reviews, etc., etc., etc., then would it be that unreasonable for them to be undermining the competition by posting FAKE reviews for them?
For example. I know that these companies run deeply on logistics, tracking and accountability - and they cannot afford to have retarded deadshits who don't deliver and no tracking of anything across the system.... They track point by point. They are very good at it.
But my experiences at these things, tends to lift an eye brow of incredulity when the reviews are in the "95% negative range" (simple euphemism), when they have been paying great attention to detail, to every part of their operation, and doing it way better for a lot longer, than Australia Post.
These very biased reviews just don't add up.
The cunts running Australia Post - have been stealing from and double crossing their own licensed post office operators, back stabbing everyone left right and center.
And the "Go fuck yourself" attitudes to the customer, well that is a long standing tradition....
And if they are doing FAKE 5 Star ✰✰✰✰✰ reviews for themselves, why not make heaps of FAKE 1 Star ✰ reviews for the competition?
I mean all they have to do is get a couple of jerk offs (no shortage) to make up fake names, email address's and all of that - and that might be worth cross referencing, and then with a list of say 100 or 300 fake personalities, they can leave several a day, every day, on all the competitions profiles - by copy pasting the bad reviews off their own bad reviews... Saves thinking and effort.
A data base, and a simple menu... easy to daisy chain 300 fake email address's and simply copy paste a shit load of copy pasted bad reviews onto others sites.
Doing this kind of crap would be par for the course for Australia Post.
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