Letter to Santa...

A letter to Santa now involves:

1. Express Post.

2. Signature on delivery.

3. Insured for $1000 (letter is priceless)

- up to $55 so far....


Expect to:

4. Get a 100% ransack rate.

5. A 50% stolen rate.

6. It will take nine months for a 10 day investigation, and they will tell you, you never sent it, when the issue is santa never received it, there fore your claim for insurance never existed - so they won't pay.

7. A 25% successful reply rate. (Santa doesn't send money, gift cards, or drugs (often).

And it might make it to Santa by 2017, or 2018.... you hope.


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Brent Eacott

Who knows how Santa gets his mail from you idiots on time. He must get them a year late and think they're for that year. That'd mean he's now getting last year's letters this year.


Mary-Anne Elizabeth

Cameron Bott better start writing 😊


Jennifer Fenwick

Dear Santa, I've been good, could I please have a postal service that doesn't lose my important documents and expensive parcels? Thank you.


Luke Hancock

Annnnnnd you win the internet for today.


David Mcmillan

Let me drink about it and i'll get back to you!


Pamela Wells

Snail mail might make it by Christmas 2017???