Australia Posts Chat Bots? Stupid People = Stupid Chat Bots

 

 Hi, I'm your Australia Post virtual assistant. How can I help you today?

Select a quick reply below or enter your enquiry in a short, simple phrase.

 

FOI

 

Sorry, I didn’t quite get that. Could you please ask again?

To help me understand, please use keywords, like ‘tracking’ or short simple phrases.

 

Freedom of Information

 

Sorry, I'm still not understanding your enquiry. I’m learning everyday but there are some things I don't know.

Can I transfer you to a Live Chat team member for help with your enquiry?

 

Yes

 

Please let me know what your enquiry is about so I transfer you to the right team for help.

For example, ‘My parcel is later than expected’, ‘Redirect parcel to a different address’, or ‘Collect a parcel on my behalf’.

 

Freedom of Information

 

Sorry, I need a bit more detail about your enquiry so I can transfer you to the right team for help.

For example, ‘My parcel is later than expected’, ‘Redirect parcel to a different address’, or ‘Collect a parcel on my behalf’.

Double Anal Fist Fucking I am about to transfer you to one of our Live Chat team members. What is your first name?