Tuesday, 8 November 2022

Fuck Australia Post and it's My Post Account

 

More of the rubbery delivery days.....

 

It's coming Friday to Tuesday, 

Now it's coming Monday to Wednesday,

Now it's coming Wednesday to Friday...

 

That kind of stupid shit..

 

I don't have the time to run around after these cunts.

 

They just throw ALL the travelling and pick up points and never ending shit - right out the window.

 

OK you retarded cunts - I'll have it redirected to some other pick up point.

What? I have to submit all my security type details and documents to the drug fucked low IQ cunts in Afailure Post's head office?

Yeah I am right onto the pilled out losers in Australia Post's corporate life....

 

No thanks.

 

 

The USUAL Australia Post Caveats and Back Doors.

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 Expected Wednesday 16 Nov 2022 – Friday 18 Nov 2022* = (The clause)


We’ll update the expected delivery date as your item progresses, so you can stay updated by tracking your item.


We’ll also send you a notification when the driver loads your item onto their vehicle on the day of delivery.


If nobody’s home to sign for your delivery, we’ll take it to a local Post Office and email you when it’s available to pick up.


Here are your delivery options.
 
Leave it in a safe place
 
 
Choose a Parcel Locker to collect
 
 
Choose a Post Office to collect


 
Rather choose from your saved addresses? Log in to MyPost and redirect this item from your tracking list.


Keep in mind that choosing a collection option will add at least one day to your expected delivery date.#
 


Security message
 

Australia Post will never send you an unsolicited email asking for your password, credit card details or account information.
 

Protect yourself against security risks like phishing links. Australia Post recommends carefully checking links to ensure they are from a verifiable source, or typing the link directly into a browser instead of clicking.
 

If you forward this email, the recipient will also be able to manage your delivery.

 

 

* Any dates for delivery are a guide only. Your item may arrive earlier or later. The delivery dates take into account national and state public holidays, and any known delays in our network, and are subject to change at the discretion of Australia Post.

 

How about you cunts just deliver it - like I can ride a bicycle 200Km in 10 hours, so how does a big company with all the modern sorting gear and big fast trucks take 10 days to cover 200K?


# Terms and conditions apply. Collection time limits apply. Post Office collect service only available at participating Post Offices.


Redirect service only available for parcels in transit, when the sender has provided sufficient information. In order to redirect a parcel you must be registered for a MyPost account.


This email was sent by Australia Post, 111 Bourke Street, MELBOURNE VIC 3000. Visit auspost.com.au for further information on our online security.


To manage the delivery notifications we send, visit https://auspost.com.au/delivery-notifications and log in to set your notification preferences. To opt out of notifications for this delivery only, unsubscribe. We may still send you emails if this delivery is waiting to be collected at an Australia Post retail outlet or Parcel Locker and emails about future deliveries. If you have any concerns, or don’t think you should have received this email, please call us on 13 13 18.


Australia Post does not represent or guarantee that the integrity of this email communication has been maintained nor that the communication is free of errors, viruses or interference.


Please note that this is an automatically generated email, replies will not be answered.


I just love the one way "do not reply" emails.... 

Cunts.

 

 

 

 

 

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