Fahour - "I've got a new toy, oh ay oh, to keep my mind expanding"

This to me demonstrates that Mr Master Mind himself, with his ever growing train of fabulously clueless fuck ups, just hasn't got a fucking clue....

Trialling an electric 3 wheel scooter for Australia, that is in service in many countries already?

It's simple.

Send one technically competent person to visit the service departments for these all around the world, and then go see the manufacturer.

Since Australia is a lot hotter than most of Europe, the main issue in variance will be heat.

So you get one unit, overload it by 30% on a dynometer, that replicates a 30% hill, in a 65*C room - which replicates the ground surface air temperate on a hot day...

Going start and stop, non stop, and doing it for 3 weeks straight...

If it doesn't overheat, or fall apart, and the wear can be measured...

Then buy one for every post office in Australia, with solar panel chargers, and then get more in later,

 Or something like that.

You mean Fahours fat head with Mr Magnificent's stellar intelligence, and awe inspiring mind can't shovel a tiny little bit of shit like that across his desk?

It took me all of a minute or two to figure this one out.

As far as planning to undertake trials, months and months away, next year? What is the CEO stupid?

Dr. Dimwit doesn't get it that the data is already out there, and the only issue is will it overheat on a hilly run, with a full load, on a 45*C day, so Mr Me Too Stupid, has to go and replicate everyone else's findings - months and months and months later - down the track. Yes - "Send me the officiously officious report - when it's all done, so I can "Umm" and "Ahh" at it, along with a few thoughtfully placed "Tut, tut, tut's" like an old motorbike - erstwhile putting on a charade of intelligent understandings, while not having a fucking clue what it means..."

Damn - he must have had a hard time with two Lego bricks.

I suppose though, this is what you get when you can't spin your own bullshit PR releases.

So sing along with Fat Head Fahour...


"I want a new toy (oh ay oh), to keep my head expanding (ta).
I want a new toy (oh ay oh), nothing too demanding (ta).
Then when everything is in roses everything is static (ta)
Yeh my new toy (oh ay oh), there's bat shit in my attic."




http://www.primemovermag.com.au/news/article/australia-post-to-trial-electric-vehicles


Australia Post to trial electric vehicles

Posted on Monday 10th, October 2016.

"Yeh my new toy (oh ay oh), there's crack whores in my attic." *

The electric vehicle trend continues with Australia Post announcing plans to trial a new-look electric delivery vehicle that can carry three times as much mail as a current postie bike.

The e-vehicle trials are planned for early 2017, an investment reportedly made possible thanks to Australia Post's $41 million before-tax profit this year.

The e-vehicles are already successfully used in New Zealand, Germany and Switzerland, Australia Post said, with international postal authorities seeing benefits including greater carrying capacity, improved rider safety and lower vehicle emissions.

Managing Director and Group CEO, Ahmed Fahour, said the boom in online shopping has transformed the nation's postal service.

"Last year, parcels generated over half of our total revenue. Ten years ago parcels contributed less than 25 per cent of our revenue," Fahour said.

"As our business transforms so too are the jobs that our workforce are doing. A few years ago we equipped our posties so they can deliver small parcels and this latest initiative will allow them to deliver even more – helping to ensure their roles remain meaningful well into the future.

"Since the full acquisition of StarTrack we have been working to integrate and optimise our parcels capability to build Australia's leading eCommerce and logistics business. We recognise that we need to evolve to meet the changing needs of our customers as the structural decline in letter volumes continues.

"While letter volumes have nearly halved, Australia Post is looking at ways to keep our posties delivering for Australians. We're also trialling other jobs our posties might be able to do on their daily rounds – including welfare checks and meter reading** – as a way to keep the much-loved postie around for years to come."

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*Not in original article. Image enhanced for clearer understandings and lyrics added.

** If your local postie, and or Australia Post has been one giant life sucking cluster fuck, you can always ban the local postie, and exclude Australia Post from your delivery chain.

For many people, this has proven to be nothing but benefits and blessings - oh ay oh!

And as a foot note on the historical cue about the villains black "Top Hat", in the photo:

It was a homage to the depiction of John D. Rockefeller, of the Standard Oil Company.

It was not meant as a compliment.