Sunday, 24 July 2016

Australia Post - "Takes security seriously?" - My fucking arsehole they do.


The customers, and ex customers, give widely divergent perspectives, to the Australia Post shit speaking glove puppets.

This just another case in point.

More and more, in hundreds of thousands.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/inner-south/australia-post-storage-depot-in-braeside-hit-by-thieves/news-story/575e0d73a80e7252523a5a0ccb630a91

Australia Post storage depot in Braeside hit by thieves
Nicholas Payne and Stephanie Chen, Mordialloc Chelsea Leader
July 21, 2016 11:34am

MORE than 100 parcels have been stolen from an Australia Post depot.

It’s believed two young people forced open a hatch at the Braeside depot to get access to the stored packages.

Victoria Police spokeswoman Amelia Penhall said they were searching for two suspects — believed to be a man and woman aged in their late teens to early 20s.

“It is believed two unknown offenders attended a post office on Venture Way between 5.45pm Monday, July 11, and 5.15am Tuesday, July 12, and have stolen about 100 parcels,” Ms Penhall said.(See footnote 01)

A foyer in the main building had been left open for customers to access their PO boxes, and it’s thought the pair wedged open a mail delivery hatch on the front door to get further into the building.

Due to the online shopping boom in recent years, the 100-plus parcels would have contained anything from clothes and jewellery to electronics. (or shit loads of drugs. See footnote 02)

One affected consumer, who asked not to be named, said she worked full time and relied heavily on the parcel service, but wouldn’t trust using it in the future. (See footnote 03)
 
The distressed customer said she wasn’t notified of the theft by Australia Post, event though the company has customer email addresses and phone numbers, and only found out when she went to collect a parcel from the 24/7 lockers at the depot.(See footnote 04)

“I immediately rang their 1800 number to have a disinterested employee tell me it was noted and they would follow up tomorrow,” she said.
 

“Auspost have been unhelpful so far in responding and their response to a request for compensation for a lost package is to ‘lodge a complaint online, we will get back to you’.” (See footnote 05)

Australia Post told Leader the integrity of the mail was their business’ “highest priority”. (See footnote 06)

“Australia Post takes great pride in the safe, secure and efficient delivery of mail,” spokesman Jared Lynch said.

“Incidents of mail theft are rare and our Corporate Security and Investigations Group work closely with police on investigations.” (see foot note 07)

He said there were a number of security measures in place at Australia Post facilities, including CCTV, regular monitoring and screening. (see foot note 08)

“If customers have any concerns about their mail we encourage them to call us on 13 13 18,” he said.

Kingston Crime Investigation Unit detectives are still investigating, and anyone with information on the theft is being encouraged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or submit a confidential crime report to crimestoppersvic.com.au


The Fugly Fakts

Or the Fart Scented Foot Gnotes.

Fakt 01:

The thieves had 12 hours to come in, steal a heap of parcels from a secure premises, with closed circuit television, and by the sound of things, they were not monitored - because the Aussie Post glove puppet was using guessing games time frame, the break in and theft, wasn't reported when it was happening, and the break in was only noticed when someone turned up for work at 5am....

You want to rob a secure Australia Post facility with CCTV?

BYO jemmy bar and a car, and a hoodie - and bring a BBQ and an esky full of piss and invite your friends over to help themselves as well, while your at it.

And if the bludgers at Australia Post, ever ring you, tell them your having a going away party for the manager - and you have shit loads of drugs if they want to come over and have a cold beer as well...

"Bong on Aussie, Bong on, Bong On!" - Yeah the all night party at the post office.


Duh... So Australia Post - fuck your worthless security.  And fuck your idiot management.



Fakt 02:

"They probably wanted to pick up their drugs a bit sooner and forgot the password... "

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-27/australia-post-'has-no-way-to-detect-drugs,-explosives'/7664922

Drugs, explosives in mail can't be detected, Australia Post says

Australia Post says it lacks the legal authority and technology to detect illegal goods in the mail.
The extraordinary admission was made in a letter written in response to a Freedom of Information (FOI) request lodged by ABC News.
The request sought details of any investigations into illegal drugs being sent through the post.
"Australia Post has an obligation to inform relevant authorities should it suspect the presence of illegal goods in mail items, but lacks the technology or equipment to detect [such goods]," the letter said.
"Australia Post does not have, for example, sniffer dogs, X-ray machines or explosive trace detectors.
"Australia Post lacks legal authority to open mail."
The online market for illegal drugs largely relies on postal services like Australia Post to deliver purchases.
In a statement to the ABC, Australia Post said funding was not the reason behind the lack of technology to detect illegal goods and that it was not in a position to change any laws.
"Australia Post does not seek this legal authority which, in Australia Post's view, properly sits with law enforcement agencies," the statement said.


Fakt 03:

The customer has walked - not likely to use Australia Post again.

Why - their shit has been stolen from "a secure" Australia Post Location..

And this is followed up with:

Fakt 04:

No one even gave enough of a fuck, to tell them that their shit has been stolen from the parcel locker - and they just leave them in the lurch, to make the trip over there and to turn up for nothing...

A simple phone call? - "Why fucking bother - not my problem"

And nothing says, "Go fuck yourself" to the customer, more than telling the customer, to go fuck themselves, through 10 different varieties of apathy, laziness, indifference, outright unhelpfulness, making no effort to assist or going out of your way to help the customer.

"Going the extra mile?" = "What for? It's not my fucking job."

See the foot note on "Mr Wong, I've lost all my travellers cheques." for genuinely fake interest, empathy and helpfulness. Mr Wong feigns giving a fuck. Mr Wong is good. Australia Post is bad.

Fakt 05:

"You want compensation for your stolen shit? Again - go fuck yourself.

Sort your own shit out in your own time and don't bother us with your problems."

So now the customer is faced with having to make at least 4 or 5 calls with on hold times of an hour to an hour and a half...  just to get through to Australia Posts National Crawl Centre..

It might even be 25 or more calls..... and take 6 months or more...

The customer is then going to have to provide receipts and to ask the sender to supply proof of postage, and while Australia Post claims it takes 10 days to investigate the issue, it usually either never investigate anything, or they take months of giving people the run around, and if the lying arseholes, determine that compensation is due, it will probably be only for the cost of the postage, and not the contents...


Fakt 06:

Australia Post has no integrity. None at fucking all.


Fakt 07:

Ahmed Fahour and his team of fabulously over paid fuckwits, cut the staffing levels of the Corporate Security and Investigations Group, from 22 people, down to 4.....

I mean Mr Stupid and his cost cutting imbeciels are really going to be helping things along there...

http://you-shit-me.blogspot.com.au/2016/07/auspost-outsources-it-claims-it-is-no.html

And they have outsourced their IT / CCTV security to a company who do have all the gear to do it, how come they haven't? No actively monitored CCTV, no intrusion alarms, no alerts - nothing - and why?


And on a more personal level - this statement, "Australia Post takes great pride in the safe, secure and efficient delivery of mail,” spokesman Jared Lynch said.

“Incidents of mail theft are rare and our Corporate Security and Investigations Group work closely with police on investigations.” - Is absolute shit.

A shit load of my mail has been fucked with - some of it by the local postie - nothing gets done - except the local delivery centre manager (Swan Hill) and the manager of the customer relations team (Melbourne), lie and cover up for him.

Lots of mail has gone missing, the investigations (yes multiples of them) went nowhere...

http://you-shit-me.blogspot.com.au/2015/02/agghh-fuck-another-delivery-goes.html


The local area manager for Australia Post "Ben" who oversees Braeside, does fuck all about shit being stolen - like it's not even making it from the pick up van, and into the system...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Velogear/99336150512

Laurie Goodridge 

Just be sure to order with postage tracking. Seems that Australia Post frequently lose orders from Velogear

http://you-shit-me.blogspot.com.au/2015/12/i-saw-this-coming-years-ago.html

http://you-shit-me.blogspot.com.au/2015/11/the-local-postie-is-up-to-his-usual.html

"Mail theft is rare" - the glove puppet with it's corporate hand up it's arse says...


Fakt 08:

"He said there were a number of security measures in place at Australia Post facilities, including CCTV, regular monitoring and screening."

Yeah.....

2 people, one jemmy bar, and only 12 hours to do the fucking robbery in, you know pry the door open and steal 100 parcels - in a secure location - with CCTV - and no one noticed a fucking thing...

"security measures + CCTV + regular monitoring + screening." beaten by 2 shits on an all night shift with a jemmy bar..



Awesome Security.... dude.....



Foot Notes.

 Or Mr. Wong sincerely fakes giving a fuck.





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